<![CDATA[Comments from Robert Barone’s Dog]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Robert Barone’s Dog]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on A Red Card Seems Somehow Inadequate]]> "When a police commander tried to break up an ensuing brawl between rival players, members of the crowd pelted him with rocks, "

Fortunately, Commander Bond was able to escape using the backs of several alligators as stepping stones.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on When The Whistle Blows]]> San Diego fans may want to hire the Ninja Cat:

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Which NBA Player Was Hitting On Kara Goucher?]]> Nobody yet? Ok:

I guess they found where all the white wimmin at...

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown]]> An M-80 in the sewer timed just right to explode before it hits the water - it sounds like the army just parked a howitzer on your block.

And kudos for the A/C mention. There are days I feel like Johnny Flame - in the winter.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on One More Special Message To Go]]> Goodbye, good luck, and good times.

Thanks, Will. It's been great.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on We're Afraid, Dave. We're Afraid.]]> Unfortunately that sounds a little like famous last words.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)]]> First order of business: Tearing down that statue of Bill Penn.

Congrats, Balls.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger]]> It's nice that mommy and daddy are talking again, but I think for the family's sake, you two should finalize the divorce.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Dee Mirich Says Goodbye To Our Editor In Her Own Special Way]]> @Jen P: Seattle Slew is up there wondering who he's got to stomp to get some damn respect.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on The Screaming Man Shouldn't Make You Change The Way You Think About Yourself]]> @PKIGUY22: Will Leitch, on the tubes, with an opinion piece.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on "In Baseball, The Goal Is To Go Home ... To Be Safe At Home"]]> My favorite line from 'Seven dirty words':

"On TV, you can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick!"

Loved his act. RIP George.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on The Post In Which We Are Required To Examine David Beckham's Man-Parts]]> Didn't Robotits say he was hung like a tractor tailpipe? What kind of tractors do they have in England? Are they made by Corgi?

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Becky Hammon Not Going To Be The Most Popular Gal At The V.F.W]]> Punch her in the gut with a set of brass knuckles. If she doesn't flinch, she's fit enough. Have her report to Moscow in 24 hours.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> Nite, DUAN'ers.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> @amorphous: It's easy!
Irish: Colin Farrell, Liam Neeson, Bono
Scottish: Craig Ferguson, Sean Connery, Fat Bastard

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> Congratulations, TSW. I know TSB will treat you right, but I'll be in the back, you know, just in case...

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> @Fat-Fat: Actually, it's:
"shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: The search begins at daylight! Thanks!

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> @SA: It was my first try - I liked it, but I'm not sure if I'll drink it regularly. It was a sweet drink.

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I haven't seen those yet.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Jonathan Papelbon Will Sign Your Ball In Exchange For Nude Photos Of Your Ex-Wife]]> @Clare: I grilled a cheeseburger and had an ice cold Lipton Green Tea; winner: you (drink-wise).

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Golfing Hazards That Could Have Maimed A Small Population Of Tennesseeans]]> It's this fairway! He hates this fairway! Get away from the fairway!

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Steroid Dealer David Jacobs Gave Himself Unfortunate Nickname]]> Yes (blue top), dudes.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on You're Too Much Trouble. Get Some Therapy.]]> No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Tony Kornheiser Questions His Own Commitment To Monday Night Football]]> @crazyjoedavola: Yes. Brilliant stuff. I wish they would have mic'd the crowd, too.
Specifically, the boozers.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on A Note From Your Editor]]> ¡La rrrrevolución está muerrrrta!

Good luck.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Worst. Spider-Man Sequel. Ever.]]> In the bleachers with a hot dog but no Schaefer? C'mon!

♫"It's the one beer to have when you're having more than one!"♪

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Souvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks]]> I wonder if AJ was planning his escape in a balloon or a tunnel?

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Commence Memorializing In An Approrpriate Manner Right Now]]> What? No sponsors post? No obscure movie references? What about Coors Light?

I need unguent.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Ah, Manny, Manny, Manny]]> @goathair: Cut those things off and he doesn't have a donkey's jawbone chance of making that play.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Who's Quitting Now? Annika Sorenstam, Among Others]]> @The Fan's Attic: Or Tricky Dick.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Who's Quitting Now? Annika Sorenstam, Among Others]]> Who needs to finish the season? We're a lock... - Your 2007 NY Mets

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Of Mice And Men]]> Relax people. It isn't anything that hasn't been in your hot dog for the last thirty years.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Here Come The Red Wings ... Duck!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Actually, I believe that is seen in the video.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Cruel To Be Kind]]> Cruelty, Dishonesty, and Speed: The new Holy Trinity.
Amen.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Somewhere, A Haitian Boy Is Hatless]]> .99¢ is still asking too much.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Revisiting The Worst Golf Round Of All Time]]> "...gory tale of the man man..."

/fat joke?

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs]]> That was one magic loogie.

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on Show Us All The Blueprints]]> Who doesn't like tits?

]]> <![CDATA[Robert Barone’s Dog commented on And It's C-m Rocket In The Lead!]]> No one yet? Really? Ok:

What can Brown do for you? Ladies...

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